Elephant Safari

STATE OF THE ONION

RE-PEEL THE LAYERS OF DICTATORSHIP

Spying and passing laws to transfer wealth to the wealthy from the poor and middle classes, the state of affairs in this place is low:

People know that electronic spying upon Americans is wrong, but let the despots rule because of nashonal securty.

They know that Palistinians have chosen a new government, but G says they are terrerists.

Venesuela offers to assist poor Americans with heating oil, but can't 'cause Hugo must be a commonist.

Nicauagua can't receive attention because they are pro-Castro sochelists.

Which of the above four countries used Dibold electshon machines, and which three actually counted votes cast?

Democrusy has gone nukuler, I guess, so we'll have to bomb the other three.....or impeach someone.

-30-bobby