THE NUN AND THE BEGGAR

THE Reverend Mother was taking a shower when the doorbell rang.

"Who is it?", she asked.

"The Blind Man," came the answer.

"Dang it, they always come at the worst time, but I'll see what he needs. No need to wear my robe." So she opened the door dripping wet. "May I help you?", she asked.

"Nice jugs lady", he said. "Now, where do you want the blinds?"

This story was told on the BBC Telly.

Nice story.

-30-bobby