KINKY RINGS A BELL

ANYBODY BUT PERRY

I saw Kinky Friedman last night at The Station Museum or gallery opening, and he was his usual introverted, shy self.

He made what for him is a boilerplate stump speech, where his most convincing statement was that he is the only candidate without any political experience. That is power-no tails-no tales-power over party that scares Perry and makes Bell nervous.

I don't say who to vote for, BUT:

If you think Perry will win, go for Bell.

If you think Bell will win, go for Kinky.

If you think Kinky will win, go Bell.

If Kinky thinks he will not win, he should release his voters to vote for Bell.

If all else fails, vote for anybody, except anybody who stands behind a bush.

But vote: it makes the vote-stealers more nervous.

-30-bobby