Friday, March 31, 2006

Elephant Safari

THE WAY IT WAS

I was a normal person, but that was a time ago.

Now it is a time where I am proud not to be.

Once it was a time where or when I could look at a politician and not insult him. This is why they use PR Persons to manage things.

I am a person who believes that there is hope--not that i am wright. Miss sspellings is Ok, OK?

I suspect that I am not right, and that bothers me.

don
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comment.

-30- bobby

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Elephant Safari: Elephant Safari

WORKING IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT

TODAY is my birthday, so I'll go to work in my birthday suit.

My job in the spring is to model in the Luis Jimenez life drawing class at UofH, among other places. I have modeled 2 hours today, already, at the Painted Tuesdays eat, drink, draw on Westhiemer. That was nice, and working with ladies one-third my age was nice. You never know what will happen if you live long enough.

Going to work in your birthday suit on your birthday ain't bad.

-30-bobby

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Monday, March 20, 2006

Elephant Safari

WE CAN'T SPELL BUT MEAN WELL

SEE, it used to be important to spell the Language, before e-mail and blogs.

Now we just do puns with mistaken keystrokes. I erase most of them, so you don't get the benefit. My point is that there is still guilt with homage to my past Eng tchrs.

There are more important things than correctitude in gramatical altitude.

Look at Palistine, or New Orleans. Look at Enron trials, or the corruption in other administrative places. Bush's people, may the diety bless their av-ag.

Why don't we attend our Senatorial District conventions in the upcomming week and let's write resolutions and support progressive policies.

No death penalty, unless you are a politician voting for it.

No war. Eduation. UNIVERSAL HEALTH COVERAGE.

IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT YOU CAN'T BE VICE=PRES TO ONE WHO IS A DESERTER CAUSING WARS NEITHER WOULD FIGHT IF THEY KNEW HOW.

OR JUST LET SOCIAL SECURITY KEEP ITS OWN SURPLUS.

democracy

-30-bobby

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Elephant Safari

Wevoted for our partied, now vote out the bumx....

Vote out the repulsives, the reprobates, the retarded. Vote out the Republicans. Corruption in washington, Iraq, or anywhere is being fostered, nourished, and funded by the Republicans.

Vote them out out out.

Get awake and get them out, then watch the others-Democrats-like your life depends on it, 'cause it does.

Go, Team.

-30-bobby

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Elephant Safari

WHY ASK? DON'T ASK ME

IT IS A GOOD QUESTION, why say things outside your comfort zone, when it is safer not to know the human condition.

Ask Mel Chin if you should ask him: Don't.

I first saw Mr. Chin at the Painted Tuesdays, Tuesday at Helios. He was introduced By Thuy Cornet as a local artist turned national whose parents had owned a grocery store in the 5th Ward.

He began to talk about stories and art and how all art is political. It makes a statement no matter if it says nothing, which defaults to supporting the status quo, and that ain't good. I'm paraphrasing. Don't ask me why I say, "Look at the malfeasant establishment, they violate human rights by policy." Don't ask me why I expose for view the Emperor's birthday suit."

I knew right away I was in a presence. I asked, (you see), how he viewed residential impeachment.

He answered that we could get so focused on the current corruptions that we do not get the big picture of a half dozen or more presidents starting with James Monroe: the Monroe Doctrine, to now, which includes theese Iraqi and other willful errors. Theese are my takes on his more eloquent and planespoken observations. We decided to be the single most powerful country and there was only one obstacle: HUMAN RIGHTS.

He says he dosn't want to change the world, just to present questions in the viewer.

His work has specific physical and geographic and historic and iconic accuracy; then don't ask him: ask yourself.

I think the question is, "Why is my comfort zone required in order for the empire to murder humanity."

His question is, "Why are you conditioned to ask me why I ask why you haven't asked at all?".

The Station Museum, LaBranch and Alabama, Mel Chin: Don't Ask Me.

-30-bobby

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Elephant Safari

R EVISIT THE PRIMARIES

IN THE PREVIOUS BLOG I NOTED THE ORDER OF BUINESS OF PRIMARY CONVENTIONS.

Where I stated that the chair is chosen, modify that to read as follows:

The convention will be called to order by a designated Temporary Chair whose function is to set in motion the choosing of the Permanant Chair of the convention. The Temp may have been appointed by the county chair or he may be the Permanant Chair from the preceding convention. If there is no other precident, he may be the eldest, most respected, or just the bossiest of those present. If the Precinct Judge is of the precinct's majority party, he will preside or appoint a trusted member of the convention to temporarily chair the meeting.

There is a call to order by the TC, and signing in of the members. Sign-in is important. If it is a Presidential year, those present will sign under the name of the candidate they support for President. On off-years, the sign in for their choice for Governor of the state.

The Chair or Temp Secretary or designate will count the names and apportion the relative numbers by relative percentage of the house.
The groups will Caucus, or meet separately to pick Caucus leaders and plan strategies. It is very wise here to assess your strength and plan how to win votes on chair, resolutions, rules, delegates, and other win-lose or win-win votes.

Each caucus should pick a lead, decide what to ask for and how to procede. A list of candidates and goals will need to be decided and each item must be made as a motion to the floor. It is good to pick a person to make each motion, and to designate one to second the motion. In case there are opposing ideas within the caucus, it is good to settle by vote and support the majority idea. The caucus which is the best organized will find fewer supprises on the floor and prevail more often.

If there are twenty delegates, five for Sam Houston Smith, one for Joe Lingo, eight for Albert Qwerty, and the rest for Uncommitted, then:

S H Smith= 25%= 5/20
J Lingo = 5%=1/20
A Qwerty = 40%=8/10=2/5
Undecided=30%=30%

Therefore, A Qwerty has the most, but not a majority, of representatives. J Lingo may not have a chance; also, if the precinct can send only 3 or 4 Delegates to the Sen State Conv, he may not be able to muster support to win a seat. There are also rules that say what threshold may caucus inthe convention. Let's say the threshold is 10%, then J Lingo would be offered the chance to join another caucus for the sake of electing and sending delegates and alternates.

After the Caucuses, the meeting returns to general business, and the TC will entertain motions for nominations for Permanant chair and Sec. Each caucus will enter a nomination and a second for their proposed PC. After calling for a consensus to close nominations, there will be a call for discusion or campaign speeches. The TC will recognize each speaker to extol the high and vertical morals, skill, and qualifications for the job. When all exaggerated virtues have expired, TC will entertain a motion to vote on the pious characters. after getting a "So moved" and a "Second" from the floor, the TC will perform perhaps his last fundtion: to elect his replacement.

If he is a candidate and wins, he procedes to call for nominations and election of the Secretary. If he looses, the winner presides.

Now the house is asked for business, which may be to nominate and vote on Delegates to the next convention, State Senatorial. Other business is usually to pass Resolutions, Rules, and make travel arrangements to the SSC. Some members will write Resolutions, like:

Whereas the War on Drugs is a classic case of malfeasant mismanagement, and Whereas it is counterproductive, except to fill the prisons and as a boondoggle to otherwise unproductive brothers-in-law of the Sherrif and District Attorney: Be it resolved by the 2o2nd Precinct that the appropriate laws be enacted to end and reverse the ill social effects of encarcerating more people in this country than Stalin ever dreamed of.
or:

Be it resolved that all votes be counted before any winner is declared in any race: Whereas the reasons are obvious.

As each resoltution comes up, it is debated, amended, then voted up or down.

The future plans are made, compromises for shared and delegated duties and alternate actions are agreed to.

Most of the time this is a short and congenial meeting. It is fun and it is the most direct democracy there is: we pick the agenda and candidates we hope to send against the flat earth society we believe the other party to be.

Go to your precinct convention as the polls close for the only real game we have a say in.

Vote early and often.

-30-bobby